• Home
  • About Us
  • Podcast
  • Strategy Guide Wit
  • Contact

Strategy Guide Reviews

A Strategy Guide for your Strategy Guides

  • Reviews
    • Strategy Guide Reviews
    • Video Game Reviews
    • Mini-Reviews
  • Features
    • Interviews
  • News
  • Unboxing Strategy Guides
  • Columns
    • Gaming Diary
    • Corner of Randomness
  • Videos

The Corner of Randomness: Destiny and a Virus

May 21, 2015 By Chris Nitz 1 Comment

My precious

My precious

Well, I’ve caught a cold. It’s been bad enough that it has knocked me out of action for the last few days. While some might see this as a bummer, I see it as an opportunity to just veg out on video games. While I should be playing Bloodbourne to work on this sexy new strategy guide I have for review, I’m stuck in an addiction vortex known as Destiny.

Getting back into Destiny was an odd circumstance. One night a few weeks ago, I was playing Grand Theft Auto V with one of my brothers and we noticed another brother (I have four brothers) playing Destiny. We joined up on a party chat and began talking crap to one another. Eventually, we switched out from GTA to join our lone Vex hunting bro.

Well, this opened an addiction. I don’t know what changed from when I first played Destiny, but it’s got its hooks in me right now. I’ve since bought both expansions and have taken my character from level 20 to 30. I admit it, I’m having a ton of fun. I’m even getting to game with Blake now.

I think what makes this so entertaining for me is playing with brothers I rarely ever see. Also, being able to play a game with Blake is rather nice since we no longer podcast on a weekly basis. I essentially finish doing Destiny stuff with my brother(s) and about that time Blake will jump on. While it’s not the same as sitting on the couch, drinking adult beverages, and joking around, it’s close enough.

So here I sit. I’m hopped up on cold meds, drowning my body in orange juice, and getting so sick of chicken noodle soup. Yet, when House of Wolves released yesterday, I got to enjoy a 12-hour marathon of Destiny goodness. I must be delusional, however, as I think my PS4 just turned itself on. I think I’m gonna go see if it needs company. Now where did I leave that DayQuil bottle?

Filed Under: Corner of Randomness

The Corner of Randomness: Remembering My First Games

May 15, 2015 By Chris Nitz Leave a Comment

So old....SO GOOD!

So old….SO GOOD!

This week there were a lot of first game memories flying around social media. I don’t know what sparked it all, but it got me feeling all nostalgic. Over the last few days, I’ve been reminiscing on some of my favorite games. I also started to think about what my first game purchases were across the various gaming platforms as they released. So today, let’s walk down memory lane.

My video game addiction began with Pitfall on the Atari 2600. My brother and I were visiting our aunt, uncle, and cousins in Wisconsin. I remember we walked in the door and found my uncle and cousins playing Pitfall. I was in awe of what I saw. I wanted to play. I sucked, but damn if I didn’t have a ball. My brother and I would later inherit their Atari 2600 as our own due to my cousins upgrading to the Nintendo Entertainment System.

We played the Atari so much, but the allure of the NES was strong. We finally convinced our parents to splurge and get us this new-fangled system. We brought it home from Meijer (grocery store in Michigan) and hooked it up. Our first game was Duck Hunt. I remember this fondly because it was the one, and only, time the whole family sat on the couch and played video games together. It’s still one of those memories I hold onto dearly.

Time crept on and I would amass a decent collection of NES games. However, like all things technology, a new console would emerge. The Super Nintendo was that new console. The first game I played on that sucker was Super Mario World, and man would I play this game to death. It was just so colorful, and that music, damn man. This was the future. I still go back on a rare occasion and play this game. I can say, it has stood the test of time rather well.

The SNES would hold my heart for many years. Yet, Nintendo would up the game again with the Nintendo 64. This also ushered in the stupidly expensive cartridge games. I pinched my pennies and brought home a shiny new N64 with Turok. Not only did the game look badass, but I also had this controller with a bulging peripheral that rumbled. It was so crazy and new. MIND BLOWN!

Right around the same time the N64 released, a new comer would enter the video game world. That new kid on the block was the PlayStation by Sony. It was so foreign. It used cds instead of cartridges. It wasn’t until I played it at a friend’s house that I caught the need for this stupidly expensive ($300 at the time was ridiculous) console. I would once again save up my money and buy the PS1 and Crash Bandicoot. My love for Sony consoles had begun!

Why can't this franchise be reborn?

Why can’t this franchise be reborn?

Forward time a few years and I’m now in college. It looked as though the console wars would now be between Sony and Nintendo, but Sega had one last gift to give gamers. They brought us the Dreamcast. My first game with this system was Crazy Taxi. I’ve never had so much fun being a taxi driver as I did with that game. My friends and I played the bejesus out of Crazi Taxi, Soul Calibur, and Power Stone. Man I miss that system.

We now arrive at the greatness that is the PlayStation 2. The fun thing about this system is that you could actually buy a few of the launch games two weeks before the system even released. I know this because I had Street Fighter EX3 sitting on my desk and I could do nothing with it for two weeks. It taunted me. It mocked me. I WANTED TO PLAY IT SO BADLY! That was the longest two weeks of my life, but they passed and I would partake in the glory that was the PS2!

The PS2 would become one of my longest held consoles. However, it would now sit beside the brand new Nintendo GameCube. This would also mark the start of consoles being so hyped up that they would become a pain in the ass to find at launch. I christened my GameCube with a strange game knows as Super Monkey Ball. I have no idea what it was about that game, but man did I play it a lot. I’d challenge friends to see who could beat hard levels the fastest. This entertainment was only amplified by adult beverages.

Around the same time the GameCube released, we had another new entrant into the world of video games. This time, Microsoft would dip their toes into the pool with the Xbox. I actually won my first Xbox thanks to a Taco Bell giveaway. I received an Xbox and Halo…FOR FREE! I was hesitant to give Microsoft credit, but once I heard that title screen for Halo, I was a lost cause. I was once again blown away by just how far we have come in the video game world. The Xbox had won me over!

I like it when you talk dirty to me, Marcus!

I like it when you talk dirty to me, Marcus!

I would move to Georgia before investing in a new game console. I had come to love my PS2, GameCube, Xbox setup. Yet, Microsoft would again destroy my reality with the Xbox 360 and Gears of War. I remember just saying “Eff it,” grabbing my roommate and going to the store to buy this setup. It was the Wednesday before Thanksgiving. We would then spend the next four days playing Gears and eating leftovers. It was one of the best holidays ever!

Next stop is Missouri. This is where I’d convince my wife, then fiancé, that we needed a PlayStation 3. She would deny me this new console until one day we were walking around Circuit City (right before they became nothing more than a memory) and I showed her Little Big Planet. I told her of the stupid fun we could have in that game as we could play together. Well, she would cave and we brought home a PS3 and LBP. It’ proved to be a great investment as we spent plenty of hours playing various PS3 games together!

And now we have today. I would once again have to convince my wife that we “needed” a new console. It took some doing, but I would eventually snag a PlayStation 4 with Destiny. I have also snagged a Wii U as well, and my first game on that would be Pikmin 3. I have both of these consoles hooked up to my computer monitor and enjoy them both immensely.

You know, as I look back through this article and remember all the fun times I’ve had, one thing stands out clear as day. We as video gamers have a lot to be thankful for. In my 28 years of playing video games, I have explored countless virtual worlds, slaughtered who knows how many bad guys, saved the world dozens of times, raced thousands of virtual miles, broken more controllers than I care to admit, sold and then re-bought various consoles far too many times, and racked up an ungodly amount of time with a controller in my hands. You know what? I’d totally do it all over again and not change a damn thing!

Filed Under: Corner of Randomness

The Corner of Randomness: Dear Social Media

May 7, 2015 By Chris Nitz Leave a Comment

So much anger.

So much anger.

Dear Social Media,

You know what Social Media, I used to love you so much. Thanks to you, I’ve connected with people from all over the world. I’ve even made some great friends thanks to your power of connecting two people. Hell, I’ve taken vacations to meet up with friends that I have met through you. You have enriched my life in so many good, and positive, ways!

Thanks to you, Social Media, I’ve celebrated a good many of things. I’ve had long conversations about things I enjoy, like video games and photography. I’ve basked in the joy of a new game with other gamers. I’ve also wept at a wide array of tragedies. You’ve allowed me to ride the high times while helping me cope with the bad. You’ve been a great friend that has almost always been there when I needed you.

However, recently you’ve developed some anger issues. You’ve given anyone with an Internet connection and a keyboard a voice, which is both great and terrible. You’ve also created monsters so full of hate, they pollute anything fun and good for the rest of us. The faceless demons use you to spew their displeasure and volatile words with damn near not a care about the feelings of others. You’ve become a scary place, and it’s crushing the fun you once were. I think you need to seek some therapy.

So, Social Media, we need to breakup for a bit until you can get your anger issues under control. Please come to understand that not everything in this world is meant to be a bad thing in need of justice. Lots of things are just there for entertainment and have no ulterior motives. It seems that you are now a place where any piece of entertainment, social issue, or even just the friggin’ sun coming up turns into some platform for rage filled arguments.

Social Media, I want to love you again. I want to embrace you with open arms like I did not even three years ago. I miss you. I miss the great things we did together. However, you’re so pissed off lately that it’s driving out the good and replacing it with so much bad.

Please, Social Media, let’s be friends again. Let’s celebrate all the greatness that we have in this world like we once did not so long ago. It’s time to take a chill pill so people can once again love you and embrace you.

Until we meet again,

Your Lost Love

Filed Under: Corner of Randomness

The Corner of Randomness: Unboxing the first Marvel Collector Corps

May 1, 2015 By Chris Nitz Leave a Comment

Time for another unboxing video. This time, I dive into the very first box of Marvel Collector Corps goodies. I’m so looking forward to the next one after seeing just how well this one was put together! In fact, I might just cancel my Loot Crate subscription now.

Filed Under: Corner of Randomness

The Corner of Randomness: I’m good for the summer

April 24, 2015 By Chris Nitz 1 Comment

Some people just like to watch the world burn, and here I am holding the matches.

Some people just like to watch the world burn, and here I am holding the matches.

There used to be a time when new video game releases were far and few between. Now, however, it seems you can’t go a week without having something ranging from some small unknown indie title to a major AAA game release. There is so many new shinies coming out, it’s becoming a pain in the rear to even keep up with it all.

So what does this have to do with me, well, a lot. My plate of video game entertainment is like sitting down at Thanksgiving and having a huge buffet of gourmet food spread out in front of me, and I have no idea where to begin. Seriously, I have Mortal Kombat X to perfect. I have an enormous amount of exploring to do in Elite: Dangerous. I’ve barely scratched the surface of Pillars of Eternity. I’ve replaced my Diablo 3 addiction with Marvel Heroes 2015. I still owe Keri an actual completed run at Dragon Age: Origins. I still play Grand Theft Auto V with my brother. I still want to dig into all things Bloodborne. Seriously, I think I’m good for a few months.

It’s a good thing I don’t follow the video game industry too closely, or I’d probably lose my mind! I’m sad that we probably won’t have a lot of strategy guides to review due to delays and whatnot. Yet, when I look at the travel schedule for the next five months, I’m glad I’m not really adding any new games to the mile high pile I already have. I am honestly content with what I have at the moment!

At some point, we started to only focus on games for a week and then something new and shiny would come out. You know what? I’m happy with my current situation. I want to enjoy every bit of the games I have currently. I don’t really need something new to dive into. Sure, a lot of these games are now “old” by these new standards we have today, but I don’t care. I’m having fun!

And really, isn’t fun what it’s all about? Yeah, I’m good for the summer. I don’t need any more distractions. If you need me, you can find me in my space ship playing MKX while stealing cars with my level 60 Ghost Rider soaked in the blood of the fallen people who needed to die because they talked to me the wrong way. I am Vlad the Heartless after all.

Filed Under: Corner of Randomness

  • « Previous Page
  • 1
  • …
  • 15
  • 16
  • 17
  • 18
  • 19
  • …
  • 21
  • Next Page »

Follow us!

Subscribe!

Upcoming Strategy Guides

 Nothing here. Come back later. 😢

Latest Strategy Guide Reviews

The Walkthrough by Doug Walsh Review

Red Dead Redemption 2 Strategy Guide Review

Mega Man 11 Strategy Guide Review

God of War Strategy Guide Review

Far Cry 5 Strategy Guide Review

Friends of SGR

  • BradyGames
  • Dan Birlew – Guide Writer
  • Doug Walsh – Guide Writer
  • Future Press
  • Game Enthus
  • GameWires.com
  • Piggyback
  • Press the Buttons
  • Prima Games
  • Racing Games

Top Posts & Pages

  • Prima Games and BradyGames Officially Merge

Copyright © 2025 · Web crafted by Warkhammer

 

Loading Comments...